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Old Aug 10, 2007, 06:58 PM // 18:58   #481
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*laughs at pwnd as he jumps around in pain*
*drinks beer*
*shoots pwnd in the other foot with the potatoe gun*
*shoots paul with the potatoe gun*
*drinks beer*
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Old Aug 10, 2007, 07:36 PM // 19:36   #482
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*enters bar*
*orders beer and chicken wings*
*turns to Divine*
*finishes drink*
*throws bottle at Divine*
*laughs*
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Old Aug 10, 2007, 11:00 PM // 23:00   #483
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*dodges beer bottle*
*reloads the potatoe gun*
*shoots several potatoes at Kokuyougan*
*drinks beer*
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Old Aug 10, 2007, 11:12 PM // 23:12   #484
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*gives back the line of cloths back to divine freak*
*yells wash your own stupid cloths*
*picks up a beer, and chills a bit*
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Old Aug 11, 2007, 06:30 PM // 18:30   #485
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*wonders what on earth Groovy is talking about*
*loads a frozen potatoe into the potatoe gun*
*shoots frozen potatoe at Groovy*
*steals Groovy's chilled beer*
*drinks Groovy's chilled beer*
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Old Aug 11, 2007, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #486
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*sets loose Chuck Norris*
*runs like hell*
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Old Aug 13, 2007, 12:42 AM // 00:42   #487
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Originally Posted by Divine Freak
*wonders what on earth Groovy is talking about*
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Originally Posted by Divine Freak
*drinks rum*
*reaches over and hits the big red button labeled "Launch"*
"Woo, look at me, I can fly!"
*laughs as everyone suddenly starts flying around in random directions*
*clothes-lines Mr Groovy in mid-flight*
*throws empty beer bottles at random ppl*
*drinks rum*
*puts up potatoe force field and blocks attack*
*Makes a hint to divine freak that i lke my beers chilled at -60 degrees*
*says cheers *
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Old Aug 15, 2007, 05:43 PM // 17:43   #488
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*drinks beer*
*wonders if Groovy has a few bats in his belfrey*
*picks up some potatoes and starts cooking them*
*spots Groovy chilling a beer*
*throws a Deep Freeze at Groovy to chill his beer sufficiently*
*smiles*
*drinks beer*
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Old Aug 21, 2007, 12:08 PM // 12:08   #489
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*walk in to the bar
*steal everyone wallets, right from under their noses.
*calmly walk out of the bar
*get in the car
*look back at the bar sign flesh neon light, it said "No.1 Gay Bar in Tyria"
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 12:10 AM // 00:10   #490
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*drinks beer*
*watches Etta walk out of the bar down at the end of the street*
*wonders why Etta isn't hanging out in the Black Hole Bar Fight Arena*
*shrugs*
*drinks beer*
*breaks out the scope for the potatoe gun*
*takes aim and fires a potatoe at the back of Etta's head*
*drinks beer*
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 06:39 AM // 06:39   #491
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*sips beer*
*looks around*
*waves*
*ducks potatoe projectiles8
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 07:57 AM // 07:57   #492
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*dodge the potato bullet form Divine, Max Payne style
*pick up a pack ok marlboro, smoke it
*watched a bus stop right in front of the bar, the sign on the bus said, "Texas's
No1 gay bus"
*saw lot of people getting out of the bus and walk in to the bar
*decide to go into a strip "jugs" club across the street instead
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 10:53 PM // 22:53   #493
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*sips beer*
*goes to look for Nancy* (Sin City)
*wonders when the bar tunred into a strip club*
*shrugs*
*looks for dollar bills*
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 11:12 PM // 23:12   #494
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*drinks beer*
*wonders if the sanity is haning out with the absent bar patrons*
*tosses empty beer bottle across the bar*
*drinks beer*
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Old Aug 23, 2007, 07:57 AM // 07:57   #495
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*smoke*
*smoke*
*smoke*
*Drink, vokka & red bull*
*Got a free lap dance from Nancy*
*feel good to be alive in this city of sin, Noir York City*
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Old Aug 24, 2007, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #496
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*drinks beer*
*wonders where Etta left his mind*
*steals a red bull from Etta*
*drinks red bull*
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 04, 2007, 08:17 AM // 08:17   #497
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*put down the drink*
*walk away*
*feel a bit sad that the bar is not as good as it used to be*
*humming "mercy mercy me" to myself*
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Old Sep 04, 2007, 04:52 PM // 16:52   #498
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*gets a beer*
*drink it *
*looks around*
*leave*
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Old Sep 04, 2007, 11:57 PM // 23:57   #499
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*drinks beer*
*looks around for other patrons*
*hears crickets chirping*
*grabs a keg from behind the bar*
*goes and sits in a corner with the keg and starts drinking*
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Old Sep 05, 2007, 09:09 AM // 09:09   #500
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*humming "oh mercy, mercy me. oh guild wars ain't what it used to be, no, no, no*
*smoke*
*down that shot of jack daniels*
*closing time soon*
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